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Confident walk away

When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.

Other Dude - What?

Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.

Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
by The Evil Dingo June 11, 2009
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solitary confinement

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.
My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!
by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008
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Shelf confidence

Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.
Lebron James has a tremendous amount of shelf confidence.
by el bandito45 July 10, 2010
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confidence

Being caught in bed with another woman by your girlfriend/fiance/wife and having the balls to smack her on the ass and say your next
Having sex with your "significant others" sister, and when your woman walks in having the confidence to smack her ass and say she is next.
by Tsu7n7ami October 2, 2007
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Nipple Confidence

Higher self-esteem resulting from full, round nipples that point straight ahead.
by Ni99lelover April 30, 2011
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computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
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College Confidential

College Confidential can be very intimidating. Students who post there often have impressive accolades in hopes of gaining entrance to elite schools. Students who are subpar and below have been targeted for some ridicule, but in all fairness, just understand the bully is probably bullied himself by superficial guys at his school.

The real purpose of College Confidential is not to flaunt accomplishments but to prepare students for college expectations. It's a fairly lenient place and overconfident members are looked down upon. However, make sure you are able to handle students discussing high scores and great accomplishments--this is NOT a website for those who are easily jealous and insecure. If you're someone who will likely decide to live secluded life as a homemaker after seeing how successful these students are, do not risk your last thread of confidence.
College Confidential is great, if you can handle it.
by realtalkyo December 10, 2011
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