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A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
by super_juicebox November 6, 2008
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sexual conditioning

The act of using sexual pleasure to make one more open to sexual acts, a kind of brainwashing technique.
Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.

Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?

Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.
by rbones17 October 22, 2014
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Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.
Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.
by Swinford November 16, 2013
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Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.
Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.
by Avian Chaos June 18, 2008
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aural conditioning

n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry
The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV
by Mercury The White November 21, 2005
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Conditionerize

I forgot to conditionerize my hair so it looks gross
by jacjacdaniels April 23, 2010
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Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.
Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."
by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022
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