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concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist
Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"
by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020
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concernicus

to be concerned with a mideval accent
(from dane cook)

even now, at your job, there is a freak. there is a weird guy at every job that makes you concernicus every time he's around.
by RaWr_iLoveMuffins May 23, 2009
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concere

that was one concere hamburger!
by dgaanrideilner May 16, 2004
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self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit
dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron
by gstar* May 7, 2011
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Concern Troll

A term of abuse. Mostly used in forums where there is a fairly well-defined orthodoxy, usually political (it could be conservatism, feminism or nearly anything else) that all members are assumed to agree with by default, "concern troll" can refer to nearly anyone who expresses disagreement or skepticism about some aspect of that orthodoxy, while agreeing with other parts of it.

Supposedly, the idea is that the "concern troll" is actually an adherent of some other, opposing orthodoxy, disingenuously pretending to be sympathetic to the goals of the forum in order to disrupt it or sow dissent. Perhaps this actually happens (this longtime forum user is skeptical, having NEVER seen a clear example), but usually, the accusation comes from someone who can't imagine honest disagreement with his or her favored ideology, and thus says more about the accuser than the accused. Basically it's a bludgeon used by people with very black-and-white views on some topic, against anyone more nuanced than themselves.

Accusing someone of being a concern troll is generally a bad idea. Even if you're right about the "troll"'s motives, which you probably aren't, that doesn't make the "troll"'s arguments wrong; in other words, calling someone a concern troll is a basic ad hominem fallacy. The term is used to shut down, rather than to advance, discussion.
I tried to tell them their statistics were discredited decades ago, but they just shouted me down and called me a concern troll.
by Eater of Cheese 2 August 28, 2013
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conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.
Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.
by Huggyman November 5, 2015
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condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.
I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.
by t_Dubz June 2, 2016
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