coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

concar

Nickname for the most badass motherfucker on the planet. Legend has it that he pulled out King Arthur's sword and used it to shave his sweet man chops. Don't fuck with Concar. Also see "Connor Doherty".

I was gunna fight that guy, but when he showed up with Concar, I shit my pants.

by Concar89 July 17, 2014

Comcascism

Fascist behavior by monopolistic cable/internet companies.

Attempting to block perceived file-sharing programs is an an example of Comcascism.

by quaoar October 15, 2008

comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.

Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.

by me, mane July 20, 2014

vaginal cancan

This is when a woman opens her legs you grab a bicycle and perform a foot jam (balancing on the front wheel) so that part of the tire enters her vagina.

Here's abootah chatrak going for the complex vaginal cancan and oh he's stomped it. What a fantastic bit of skill.

by Asda carpark August 28, 2017

Coca-Cola

Currently the top-selling corporation in the world. People, they sell carbonated sugar water.

Dammit, I wish I had thought of Coca-Cola.

by mad masterman December 5, 2010