compuwhore

To extend one's knowlege of computers upon another through assistance in repair or troubleshooting. This term is generaly used in contempt when one wishes his friend or family member did not know of his computer talents.

Ah damn, I have to go compuwhore for my mother-in-law who bought a fuckin' eMachine.

by Vishal Agarwala May 5, 2004

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

computist

n: One who studies computing, from programming to multimedia and gaming.

other: Hardcore 'Computist' (Computist Magazine) allowed Apple II users to make legitimate backup copies of software.

David Harrison: "From this day forth, all you students will be known as this little word I invented, computist. Archaeologists have their words, as do many others. It's not fair that we're left out!"
Students: "Whatever Dave, get on with the lecture!"

by StANTo April 5, 2006

computer science

"CS"

The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.

Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.

I did fine in CS, but I failed calculus and lost my scholarship.

by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004

Big Wolf on Campus

A show from 1999-2002 about a high school jock named Tommy Dawkins (Brandon Quinn) who is bitten by a werewolf. Tommy can only turn to Merton J Dingle (Danny Smith) for help. Tommy and Danny throughout the series fight a whole bunch of people who think they can be badasses and take over the world, such as vampires, mummies, other werewolves, and witches. Also Tommy and Merton have to deal with fellow badass Lori Baxter (Aimée Castle), who is Tommy's on and off girlfriend, but also has an obsession with seeing Tommy 'wolf out.' Merton wants her too, but everytime he tries she beats the crap out of him. :(

Fan- Hey, did you ever watch Big Wolf on Campus?

Danny Smith- Never heard of it.

Fan- I loved that Martin guy.

Danny Smith- I thought it was Merton?

Fan- How would YOU know?

by TheCityDriveOWNS June 11, 2006

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS)

A very serious and harmful disease mainly acquired through white boys usually at the age of 8-16. Very similar to Tourette Syndrome, CNS is when people have the urge to for some reason speak, act, and behave like a black person (im not racist by the way). Annoying to some because they cannot stand the sight of someone being what there not, it is a very serious disease, and must be noted that it compulsive, so it is uncontrollable. CNS has spread fast, and is now known to have taken host to 1 billion little white boys.

Franklin: Yo nigga whats poppin?!
LaQuef: Shut up you lil white boy!
Franklin: Sorry sir, i have Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS).
LaQuef: My bad, my bad, go about now...

by Torry Corps October 31, 2011