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Comedy Support 

When You're in a group at an event and you're supposed to be working, but all you do is just stand there making jokes and being funny for the rest of the people and not working
"I don't want to do work, so I'll just be here for Comedy Support"
Comedy Support by ThatMoonCow December 23, 2020

comedy jail 

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon
comedy jail by gotta sweep December 28, 2020

Comedy suicide 

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube
Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.

Comedy Day 

Occurs on May 12th, in which comedic actions are three times as frequent.
guy 1: it's Comedy Day!
guy 2: why did the chicken cross the road
guy 1: not this one, anything but this
guy 2: to get to the other side
guy 1: you're a comedy genius
Comedy Day by NyanMinecrafter April 15, 2021

Comedy Cemetery 

The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.
Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.
Comedy Cemetery by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

Comedy Spliff

A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down
"Thats not a spliff"
"yes it is"
"are you trying to be funny"
Comedy Spliff by Stanislaus May 30, 2004