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Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.
- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!
by nyoru June 10, 2013
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lunch coma

Passing out after lunch or other meal due to slow digestion.
Due to poor digestion, she was unable to resist the lunch coma that put her in the supine after both lunch and dinner.
by Pamelot May 22, 2010
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Comox Valley

Comox Valley, Containing: Courtenay, Comox, Cumberland, Black Creek and Merville. Starting in alphabetical order:

Black Creek. Black Creek contains the hick population, mostly farmland and weed feilds. Save a horse/ ride a black creek slut.

Comox. Population: loosers, if you lived there you would be home by now... alone... in your bed, masturbating. Its a 'waterfront' district but most people are too bored to veiw it.

Courtenay. The largest city in the comox valley known for 'the mile of flowers' wich is really just a few garden beds with needles and excess change scattered here and there. There is one general store on every block to even out the number of lazy stoners that cant walk very far to get their munchies. Little known fact/ they hire handicapt druggie hookers to clean up the rec center area.

Cumberland. The joke of comox valley, inspiring many jokes such as: Why wasnt Jesus born in Cumberland... because they couldnt find a wise man OR a virgin, and, Whats the most confusing day in Cumberland... Fathers Day. Its a small community in wich everyone is related, if you didnt get the jokes. Surprisingly they do not have children with people from surrounding areas, they just have sex with them... I think it might be a law there to have children with your cousins, siblings parents and so forth.

Merville is gumboot country, often mistaken for Black Creek because there only seperated by a trail of cow droppings. Little is known about this rural area, its community events range from a cow auction and a yearly barn dance.

For more information on the Comox valley please contact your closest marajuana dealer, Since the Comox Valley grows some of the best Weed in BC... they will know all about it.
Comox Valley: The Scrotum Of Earth.
by Tabbz April 16, 2006
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Sushi Coma

The lazy relaxed and sleepy feeling one has after eating too much sushi. likely due to the large amount of starch in the rice.
I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. I had a case of sushi coma.
by toounknown January 8, 2010
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Covaxxed

Covaxxed, adjective for a person that has been inoculated with Covid -19 vaccine.
He is now fully covaxxed after receiving his second shot of the Covid 19 vaccine.
by TopherGR March 30, 2021
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jip coma

to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen
Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?

everyone at the microlab gangbang did
by jipcoma1 October 14, 2012
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Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.
I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.
by madeye99 July 9, 2020
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