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terry collins

An alcoholic drink made with Kool aide that causes the imbiber's IQ to almost instantly drop fifty points, thereby causing behavior and actions that leave other people shaking their heads. Eventually leads to walking around with multi colored pens while muttering intangible sentences. See also "clueless".
Oh for crissakes, have you been drinking Terry Collinses again? You're acting like a clueless idiot!
by Johnnyg75 December 28, 2014
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Jay Collins

A name you shout out in moments of euphoria. Also a Mythological God know the World Around, touting from the 805.
The other day I took such a glorious shit that I couldn't help but shout-out "Jay Collins"!
by worldfamous805 June 27, 2018
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Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.
"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"
by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019
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Coach Collins

The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.

His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.

Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.

He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.

He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.

Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.

Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.

For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...

10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?

Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.

Any fun stories about his daughter?

Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.

That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
by Just me bro. You know me. March 14, 2023
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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!
by DerBayer September 12, 2009
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steamy collins

Leaving large amounts of Phil Collins songs in a bombardment like manner via YouTube on a person's Facebook wall. Steamy Collins typically must include "In the Air Tonight."
"WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE? YOU GAVE ME A STEAMY COLLINS!"
by Q.C.Drums February 15, 2010
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