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Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.
Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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clack dish

When you're having sex and you pull out a paper plate and jizz on it, then proceed to shove it in your sexual partners face like a pie
Bro what happend to the last of our paper plates?
Oh ya know last night I gave Jill the clack dish.
by Apple John June 3, 2016
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Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."
by SkinsFans October 21, 2009
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colacatina

Suck my ass (zuig mijn reet)
Colacatina
by Kalevinvis October 21, 2019
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coachundrum

The dilemma music fans face when attending any one of these large music festivals where all of one's favorite bands are playing simultaneously on different stages.
According to the schedule here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum.
by Jason Kucsma December 28, 2008
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Clackin grips

any type of hand-shake between homies
Right when i see my nigga Big Mike, we be clackin grips.
by $danigga$ October 29, 2010
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Coachellousy

Noun: How you feel after you see all your friends posts from Coachella and realize that if you weren't so cheap you would be there too.
The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.
by Kapt'n and Kitty April 12, 2013
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