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My Little Coomer

by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019
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coomer

Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.
Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!
by r3tardslol January 19, 2020
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Coomer

American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrist rejects. "Coomer" is predominantly used by tradcons (unattractive males who purchase love) who want to virtue signal to their potential future wife that will divorce him and take him to the cleaners anyway.
NpcMob: Ban porn!
Guy: What about freedom of cho...
NpcMob: Ok coomer!
by r3tardslol January 19, 2020
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condome

Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.
- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.
by Novimaximus21 October 24, 2019
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CODomnia

Not sleeping for three or more days because of a chemical addiction to Call of Duty: Black OPs
Tony Lopez hasn't slept in three days because he's been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops non-stop! He has CODomnia
by xUSMC MAVERICKx November 18, 2010
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codominance

codominance
The lad Lives in a codominant household because he had 2 mothers.
by Mike Brownie April 16, 2007
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condoment

A condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.
My landlord decided to cash out so now I'm living in a condoment.
by giovannijones March 5, 2009
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