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Narcissistic Coder Syndrome

The cancer that is plaguing every software development community. Usually defined by "hurp durp evil coder" traits, refusal to adapt to newer platforms, smug jackassery, calling others "hacks", dismissal of anyone who deviates from their expectations, believing themselves to be better than the rest, and some traits of actual narcissism.
Coder 1: Shut the fuck up, you god damn hack. Your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.

Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
by Sunioncarrot11 October 15, 2017
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caveman coder

A much less refined version of a coder. Basically, they have enough knowledge to create fire and cook their food; however, that fire could just as easily burn down the entire forest!
As a caveman coder, I know just enough to make my life better...or excruciatingly worse.
by GingerManBread April 16, 2020
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David cogger

A racist fad that never brushes his teeth. Don’t get too close to him u will die of smelly ness . He uses his hand as a tissue to wipe his nose.he go’s toilet in a bucket and his mom has to clean it and has a stove in his living room.
David Cogger is a racist fad and a aga mutu fadu
by fadorguri March 25, 2023
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pseudo-coder

A wanna-be computer developer who doesn't really have to code much, they rely on frameworks and tools that allow him/her to make programs in less than 20 lines of code. They have no knowledge of C, C++ or even Java.
Paldo doesn't know anything about C++ or Java, he only knows how to work with Ruby-on-Rails, he's a pseudo-coder and not a real developer.
by vd001 April 9, 2011
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Coder

Slang word, used by idiots, for the term 'programmer'. Often used by communities for Private Servers. There are related words such as 'Code' or 'Coding'.
He's our Coder.
by PhosphorusX August 6, 2010
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Coggers

An unassuming word at first, this collection of verbs and consonants can evoke great power. Used during ritual chants in the Sinai peninsula, Coggers is used to summon great natural powers that are beyond our comprehension.
Alex: “My phone can only handle so much”

Me: Coggers
by Sad-lad-hours November 27, 2020
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non coder

A non coder is a black woman. This is due to the fact that most coding/STEM jobs go disproportionately to Jewish and Asian males, therefore meaning that the opposite of those males, the black women, therefore cannot code.
Coder #1: I've been wearing femboy socks in front of my wife's boyfriend
Coder #2: Yeah my wife's boyfriend has been bullying me for being asian, and my wife makes fun of my small uncircumcised penis. I think I am going to leave her for a non coder.
by HandleBrake12 January 31, 2021
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