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Cocaine

A song that was originally written by JJ Cale in 1976 and later was covered by Eric Clapton in 1977.
The song "Cocaine" was such a good song. It is too bad that the lyrics are true.
by kiitykit123 July 23, 2012
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Cocaine

Cocaine, colloquially known as a "painful erection lasting for more than 56 hours", was discovered by dentists in 1255. It was immediately exported all over Hollywood and Washington D.C. and remains the biggest party gag of the late '80s. Cocaine can be found in 98% of high school girls' lockers, the bloodshot eyes of late-night party-goers, in trace amounts under your nostrils, anywhere you can't feel, and at 5593 Persimmons St. in Branson, Missouri from a guy with a beard who's named "Truck". Otherwise that gold-digging bitch did it all and left you to go party at some high-class club where they don't even allow cell phones without Bluetooth. Girls love this stuff; it allows them to hold useless conversations for hours. It also makes for a fun time snorting it off of their tits and having really fun sex.
"Who needs cocaine when you've got heroin?"
by cokeandcola June 18, 2009
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cocainepowerwank

beating your self senseless after doing cocaine all night.
after doing this cocaine i'm going upstairs to have a cocainepowerwank over pictures of your mum......and dad!
by dax75 January 6, 2008
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Cocaine in the Veins

A drink that is made by taking a jagerbomb and adding a shot of Bacardi 151 into it. It was invented as a more rockstar version of a liquid cocaine. Its slogan is "It doesnt fuck up your night. It fucks up your life."
Eric: how much has P had to drink? he looks fucked up.

Jim: he just did back to back Cocaine in the Veins..hes done for the night.
by Perrotta December 17, 2008
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Crack Cocaine

A dangerous drug that's a freebase form of cocaine that can be smoked. Nicknames include rock, work, hard, iron, cavvy, base, or just crack. It's said to be the most addictive form of cocaine there is. It offers a short (but intense high).
Sara: "Did you hear that Rowan tried crack cocaine because his friends were doing it?"
Veronika: "Yeah man, wasn't surprised."
by SaraCatsky May 4, 2013
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cocaine

yeyo; frank; bugar sugar; white; nose candy; lump; bumps; I think you get the idea
I used to fuck with white, but man that shit sucks. It tears your ass apart, you can't fuckin' sleep and you feel like shit the next day. All of the above can be overlooked if you get it for free.
by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004
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cocaine brick

usually a kilo of cocaine that is generally very good quality and not cut with other shit like baking powder or baking soda.
yo i'm about to go get that cocaine brick to we can cut that shit up and sell it.
by doeboyfresh October 28, 2008
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