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cockwomblery

The state of, and actions involved with, being a Cockwomble
The steady stream of cockwomblery from Kevin is truly astounding.
by ehlana March 13, 2023
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Cockwombler

Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
by KajmanStan August 3, 2023
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Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further
You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.
by WockRomble May 11, 2018
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cockwambler

YUNG GRUG IS A BLOODY FACKIN COCKWOMBLER!!!!!!!
Yung Grug is the worst cockwambler.
by swagdaddy774 May 12, 2021
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Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
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Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble
by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023
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Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.
You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023
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