cockpit

a place where guys go to get it on in a large/small room. often with 10 or more guys...

bruce: so james, are you going to the cockpit tonight????

James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out

Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!

James: but i ponded you ass last night?

Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...

James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep

by cock rag sam August 29, 2006

cocksmith

Someone who is a good at being a dick

You are such a cock smith.

by Logan October 24, 2004

cockpit

The little area between your balls and your dick. Like the armpit of your weener.

"Dude, I think I got a paper-cut in my cockpit"

by JUDGE DJ NASTY MULLEX July 6, 2012

Cockpit

Area on an airplane where Cathay stewardess' gives head.

Let's head down to the cockpit because you just blew my mind.

by flymilehighclub August 8, 2011

cockpit

The section of skin connecting the base of the penis shaft to the upper scrotal region. aka the armpit of the penis.

My cockpit smells worse than my gooch.

by Nate Brown, Lee Jasper, Dusty Buck March 7, 2007

Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.

I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

Cockpit

The area where you shaft connects with your scrotum. Sweat and dirt collects here. Its like an armpit for your penis.

"Hey stop scratching your balls!" - Jeff

"I'm not its my cockpit, a$$hole!!" - Tim

by 3plaintain December 9, 2008