cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

by iThink February 19, 2008

cuckroach

A cuckservative who scurries away whenever the light is shone on him.

When someone accurately called Nick Searcy a cuckservative on Twitter, he went full cuckroach and blocked the other user, rather than defend his cucky behavior. Probably because he knew there was no defending adopting an IQ 65 African kid who will never be capable of understanding our culture, our laws, or working as anything other than a janitor and living on welfare for his entire life, rather than just leaving him in the society that he's a product of, and where he would do ok, although at a lower standard of living.

by Dirk Manly00 April 22, 2018

cockroach

a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.

Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.

mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...

mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.

by concrete general October 30, 2007

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

by Willa Zea September 2, 2008

killed the cockroach

Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan so bad that the WC looks like a bombsite and the damage is sooo severe that it has even killed the cockroach!

Also see bussing the pan for more!

Holy shit Fletch,,, Jase just bowled in, buss the pan, and fucking killed the cockroach!

by The boy fletch October 8, 2007

Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.

Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH March 4, 2019

Cockroach

1: A small, flying inset who is a pain in the ass.

2: A Queensland slang word for a person from NSW

1: Oi mate can you squash that cockroach?
2: Oi mate can you squash that cockroach?

by Boogaloo Autist June 23, 2019