cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

Cocoon

slang term for a woman's female sex organ; a woman's vagina

My wife was so frisky last night and asked me to cum in her cocoon.

Would you like to put your hand in my cocoon and feel how warm it is?

by melwanip April 16, 2009

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

Cocoon County

A place where coons reside.

I love the white man, i'm from cocoon county.

by IG: 1dbtheplug March 31, 2022