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clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.
Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!
by herren March 30, 2009
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clusterfuckfaceometer

(n) The device used to report the "feels like" data on the weather channel.

Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.

If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.

After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"

Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."

Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"

Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012
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clusterfucken

(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.

As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
Obama's Healthcare.gov recent buggy rollout was a clusterfucken.
by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
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clusterfuckation

When you are so fucked that the hole will take 90 lifetimes to get out of.
My debt is in a state of clusterfuckation.
by Ryan D. Spurlock April 29, 2016
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Clusterfuckboy

A group of fuckboys that decided to convene together and be a cluster of fuckboys.
The school Baseball team is a real clusterfuckboy
by Double D1021 November 18, 2016
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Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.
"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.
by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017
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clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do
This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!
by bella180ca March 1, 2019
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