A self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro' in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. The only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.
The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.
The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.
"I'm still at the Santa Rosa JC, just sellin' Cliffbars at Jamba Juice, brah."
"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""
"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"
"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""
"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"
by Axiomaticc January 24, 2010
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" You'll never see missionary position the same way again. "While on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lift your hips, and bring your legs up and back toward your shoulders, as though you're folding in half," says Solot. This move allows him better ease of thrusting and deeper penetration — a perk for both of you. Plus, it can stimulate your G-spot. But consider this a warm-up — you're getting the zone primed for a more intense orgasm. Once your G-spot feels sufficiently stroked, put your legs down and have him get into coital-alignment-technique (CAT) position. "He's on top, but he lifts his pelvic bone upward, aligning it with your clitoris," says sex therapist Gloria Brame, PhD. "Then he rocks against the area until you peak." "The legs-up position is a slow burn that brings you to the brink and increases sensitivity. Then the addition of clitoral rubbing takes you over the edge in a bigger way than if you had done CAT alone," adds Brame. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-2
" You'll never see missionary position the same way again. "While on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lift your hips, and bring your legs up and back toward your shoulders, as though you're folding in half," says Solot. This move allows him better ease of thrusting and deeper penetration — a perk for both of you. Plus, it can stimulate your G-spot. But consider this a warm-up — you're getting the zone primed for a more intense orgasm. Once your G-spot feels sufficiently stroked, put your legs down and have him get into coital-alignment-technique (CAT) position. "He's on top, but he lifts his pelvic bone upward, aligning it with your clitoris," says sex therapist Gloria Brame, PhD. "Then he rocks against the area until you peak." "The legs-up position is a slow burn that brings you to the brink and increases sensitivity. Then the addition of clitoral rubbing takes you over the edge in a bigger way than if you had done CAT alone," adds Brame. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-2
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