clarkston

A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.

"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"

by edacious October 9, 2008

Clarks

The best shoe shop in the UK. Roadmen in Great Britain go to Clarks to go get fresh creps. Primary school children also go with their father or grandmother to get some new shoes for the new school year.

Son: Dad, can we go to Clarks and get me some shoes?
Father: Son, you are a disappointment to the family.
Or
Roadman: Oi blud can we get get some fresh creps?
Mandem: Oh sure, I have a voucher for Clarks init man.

by Clarks lover 69 October 6, 2020

Clarkson university

An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.

“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school

“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”

by Dirty dan 69420 January 5, 2019

Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

Kelly Clarksyndrom

Someone who was skinny and attractive but becomes overweight and fat in a short period of time

Have you seen Jen? She got major Kelly Clarksyndrom since she moved to Toronto.

by THEVOTES August 14, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005

Jeremy Clarkson

A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles

That pompous nob on top gear

by James Steele February 7, 2005