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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

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by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

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by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

by Spuddy Bruv December 21, 2023

claimed ship

when someone claims a ship/friendship of a fictional character is the relationship between them and someone else.

person a: our friendship is like sasha and connie’s from attack on titan

person b: oh totally, thats our claimed ship.

by soupling July 18, 2021

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Victim Claiming

Claiming to be the victim when you have committed a crime.

"Your Honor, I was blinded when I allegedly raped the defendant and she scratched my eyes out. She's victim claiming!"

by Disturbandictionary February 25, 2024

claim

peeing on your significant other in the shower

“Yo man, I’m gonna claim Sarah later tonight.”
“Gross, dude.”

by bflamey January 11, 2019