The Citadel

Rinky dink school that locks up its cadets and treats them like babies. The administration doesn't even trust them to govern themselves. The Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech can (and will if given the opportunity) kick their butts any day the little El Cids are let out to play.

My dad threatened to send me to The Citadel if I didn't stop acting like a wuss.

by Lewis December 3, 2003

Citidiot

Someone from a city that is in a rural area. A citidiot is labled this from podunkers because well because they are labled as podunkers.

How can you tell who is a citidiot and who is a podunker? One uses the bathroom the other pees off their front porch when there is a bathroom within 5 feet.

by inpodunkhell August 6, 2009

Cated

When someone enjoys or looks at a lol cat.

"He lol cated so much" Describing a person abusing lol cats

by roblolcat23 April 7, 2011

Mon-citoed

A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.

Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.

If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"

Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.

The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.

by Joe.G July 16, 2007

citerial

Derived from the "ghetto" meaning the smell of jerry-curl oil.

You smell just like Citerial!

by Citerial June 5, 2011

cuted

A moron's suggestion to cut something or someone.

Sgt. Ken was cuted earlier today for spamming the forums.

by Sir Grand Testicles February 5, 2005

citepid

The calm feeling caused by exposure to the color blue.

Citepid... yeah.

by Gabriel Mas August 27, 2003