cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.

Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.

by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019

cuddle bangin

when two people cuddle, but it’s like hard as shit, but there’s nothing you can do.

the mormons waiting for marriage were cuddle bangin in the basement.

by swaggyb May 29, 2023

cuddle pile

Large groups (3 or more) warm bodied individuals resting together (asleep or otherwise) in the same place, arranges so that they are a) touching each other, and b) comfortable

Note: This is not always entirely made up of humans. family pets sleeping/resting with you and your mate, kids, friends, etc. do count toward the determination of what makes it a cuddle pile

Alternate: cuddle puddle, snuggle pile, snuggle pit, puppy pile

"You look happier today."

Smile. "Yea, last night we had a cuddle pile and watched movies together as a family. It was nice."

by Mom with two kids and a cat November 12, 2007

Cuddlefuck

When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.

Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.

by DomesticGoddess™ July 16, 2020

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Cuddlefest

Get group of people together. Lay in bed. Enjoy mass cuddling. Dont pass 2nd and you're good. Bake in oven at 350 for 20 minutes.

Did you hear about that cuddlefest that the fifth floor was having?
Yeah man, they pushed the couches together and got crazy panda but it was perfectly pure and asexual. No one passed second base.

by lizt December 14, 2010

National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018