A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
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Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
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