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Christopher Biggins

Something rubbish or sub-standard
Steve: "oh crap, i'm out of money"
Rhea: "thats christopher biggins man"
by Christopher bigginspoo April 30, 2008
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Christopher

Christopher basically he's the best person you'll ever meet. They're the coolest around and fun people to hangout with. Christophers bring so much joy into your life and can always make you smile/laugh without a doubt. He's always there for you when you most need him, you can talk to him about anything and he's always happy to help. You can stay up for hours talking to him and never get bored. He's very loving, adorable, caring, funny, romantic, cute, and amazing. He's very talented with bass and loves his hats (looks adorable in them). He's just simply perfect in every way possible and he'll make you the happiest person on the planet. If you have a Christopher in your life then be very thankful, they're one-of-a-kind so keep them around.
"Hope i get to marry Christopher someday."

A: God Christopher is so perfect.
B: yeah he is indeed

perfect cutie sweetheart adorable best loving coolest
by deez nut May 13, 2016
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christopher walken

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken
by Drama_King March 11, 2008
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guy-manuel de homem-christo

French term for "boner". Meant to describe an attractive male.
"Is he hot?"
-"Yeah he's okay, but he's no Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo."
"Woof!"
by schloomp February 1, 2008
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Christopher

1. Perhaps at first glance one might think a Christopher is a misfit, but this is merely his camouflage. Christophers are honest men whom go hard; work hard, play hard, and love hard. To most, Christophers seem wild, untamable forces of nature whom are destructive… but don’t mistake these terms “wild”, “untamable”, and “force of nature” as negative attributes, for it is part of a Christopher’s splendor. You call him wild because he goes all out; I call him passionate, adventurous, energetic, and determined. You call him untamable because you want to control him, I say let him be free-spirited because he will achieve great things and he is most beautiful when not caged. And as for force of nature, he is a force to be reckoned with for sure, but he is not destructive, he is protective and strong (in every sense of the word). A Christopher may be able to lift heavy objects, bend blue steel, or take on sebn’ black panthers, but with those same hands he can hold a child’s hand without crushing it, caress a woman gently, and make people feel safe. Christophers are known charmers who will make you smile and laugh anytime given time. Upon hearing a Christopher’s deep, calming and seductive voice, one can’t help but smile and feel at ease. Do not underestimate a Christopher, for he is a man in the purest sense; honest, steadfast, and knows how to provide.

2. A grown ass man.
He's a real Christopher, he had me smiling for days.
by Smitten__Kitten October 21, 2011
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Christofascism

Evangelical, semi-theocratical movement or temperment of Americans who stand against abortion, sexual education, homosexuality, science, anti-Zionism, and the separation of church and state.

Origins: In the mid-2000s, the Bush administration refined its broadly titled "War on Terror" campaign to the "Fight Against Islamofascism." This transfered the stigma of the 9/11 attacks and that carried by our enemies in the Middle East from tactics (e.g., terrorism) to policies (e.g., a Muslim caliphate). Since politically-active Evangelicals seek to at least partially theocratize America, the term "Christofascism" appeared to take advantage of the Republican rhetorical realignment.

One uses the term perjoratively when calling someone else a Christofascist. It inherently accuses its object of disloyalty to democracy; it attempts to evoke the feelings of hostility towards Middle Eastern terrorists and transfer them to Evangelicals.

When discussed generally, Christofascism is a bold label for political Evangelism but does not sling as much mud as the former usage.
Andrew: I believe that America was chosen to be God's nation, and that the Framers intended for there to be no separation of church and state.
James: Like every other Christofascist, Andrew, you want to replace our Constitution with the Bible.

Moderator: Jennifer, I know that you are working on behalf of the Socialist candidate, but I'm wondering what you expect will be the ground effort that Evangelical Republicans make this year on behalf of the Republican candidate's campaign?
Jennifer: The important thing to remember about Christofascism is that they only participate in party politics when they believe it will advance their specific agenda. If the Republican candidate only campaigns on the economy and national security, the Christofascists will not go the extra mile in terms of campaign support that they tend to go when the nominee talks about abortion, public prayer, and gay marriage.
by Dr. Octagon January 11, 2008
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christfag

A noun describing "religious enthusiasts"

The main distinction between a christfag and a normal polite Christian person is that a christfag's religious discussion to his or her fellow christfag will make any non-christfag bystanders who just happen to be in earshot, want to claw their own brains out.
christfag 1: Do you believe that jesus should've helped those people even though they were clearly bad and undeserving

christfag 2: Well, it IS the christian way to help everyone and love equally

bystander: (thinks) oh my god, somebody fucking kill me right now

bystander 2: YOU WANNA KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF

*bystander 2 kills both christfags and they live happily ever after*
by Dr Grammar July 9, 2010
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