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Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"
me and josh Christian loopholed after class.
by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016
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christian hand holding

The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.
by RacerBas January 6, 2019
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Christian Allister

Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.
by iamsoinlovewithchristian October 30, 2021
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pseudo-Christianity

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
by user13357 November 2, 2013
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Strathcona Christian Academy

A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.
Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019
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washington christian academy

A school in the area of Olney Maryland. Not in Washington DC. Don't go here. Its a hellhole.
Im stupid and I go to Washington Christian Academy
by knjfojooj September 29, 2020
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Friends with Christian Benefits

A slightly tamer version of the secular term, Friends with Christian Benefits (FWCB) tend to be two friends who are

- not in a relationship with one another for spiritual reasons, despite a mutual attraction, and are not acting on this attraction;

and/or

- attracted to one another and, without being in a formal relationship, are acting on this attraction; but whose acting is limited to kissing. These FWBC may be conducted in secret.

Note: these two examples are not mutually exclusive, and such a couple can often swing between the two from time to time.
"Hey, are James and Hannah together?"
"It's complicated...I think they're FWCB."
"They're what?"
"You know...Friends with Christian Benefits."
by Richard Cliff August 30, 2013
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