An obnoxious, very mean, white boy who likes to talk about Juuls. He loves his teachers and claims to not be a virgin. He gets bullied by everyone in the school and says the n-word. He also laughs like a little girl and tends to favor memes.

"Yo did you talk to Chris"?
"Yeah, that kid called me the N-Word and started talking about Juuls".

Chris by L92 March 14, 2019

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Chris

Dickweed, sensitive, and he'll take your shit for years and will forgive u every time, for some reason. Everyone hates him, but doesn't and if u know a chris you'll know what I mean.

Chris: bruh stop

Diego:nah

Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever

Chris by bread_factory May 25, 2019

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Chris

Man with larger forehead that jack

Chris has a forehead as big as a sky skraper

Chris by Be kendo’s deism May 28, 2019

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Chris

A type of guy who knows how to make a person's day, and is a really sweet, funny guy who tells awesome stories. They could be talking about what they ate for breakfast and it would still be super interesting. Also super good at cello and mafia and at life. Although he may deny it, he is pro at cello and will be first chair in whatever orchestra he joins. He also thinks he's an alpha male so don't try and contradict what he says. He also loves cuddling in princess blankets and sleeping. He's always the best kind of person to be around and loves hanging out with his stand partner because she is just such a hot and amazing girl. He's also a major stud who gets all the ladies and drives his car with the windows rolled down and his ray bans on. Meeting and getting to know him will be one of the best experiences of your life! He is an awesome listener and will listen to every rant or venting session you have. When he gives you advice, he means it and is such a caring loving guy. Even if you don't get to see him often, you would be lucky to even have a chance to meet a guy like this. A cute girl out there loves him very very very much and couldn't ask for a better friend(:

chris: rawr

Chris by cutestgirlever January 10, 2013

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