choad

a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces

I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.

by Tito Bagins April 30, 2004

choad

A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.

"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"

by Joe Starakovsky January 14, 2008

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 30, 2003

choad

slang term for a pilchard

chuck us that bucket of choads, i'm gonna hook one up and catch me a big mother fucker of a fish.

by king parrot June 19, 2007

choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

by American Athlete July 31, 2004

choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.

"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"

by M-A-double tizzle December 12, 2003