chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022

Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.

Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!

by Irreverent Reverend February 16, 2022

Chipper

A simp that cant hop his lowrider over a bag of potato chips

2 licks on the switch and hes still a chipper

by Switchhappy May 26, 2021

Chipper

Amounts of money in multiple amounts as other currency

Slut better have have my chippers

by Hussy gussy August 19, 2020

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

Dirty Chipper

A man who can cum 1 liter in 2 minutes, and then do it again in 1 hr

Bill: Richard is SUCH a dirty chipper.
Ainsley: I want him to blow a load on my face

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022