Grilled Cheese

A sexual act where one ejaculates into another's butt crack, then pushes their cheeks together until they stick.

Bob: Jill is walking awkwardly. Did you put it in her butt?

Jim: Nah, I just gave her the ol' grilled cheese.

by ChickensWithDickens December 15, 2008

Flag

Get the Grilled Cheese mug.

grilled cheese

When old skin folds together mixed with greasy vaginal discharge

An old woman's clitoris is grilled cheese.

by Paul_le_Hooker December 28, 2005

Flag

Get the grilled cheese mug.

grilled cheese sandwich

a beautiful creation of art. two perfectly toasted slices of buttered bread hugging a mouth-watering slice(s) of mozarella, provolone, or american cheese. kill em.

*A mysterious item of food is placed in front of the couple for their late lunch, instead of what they ordered. The man pops a boner as they instagram filterless photos of the beauty. "What is this?" the woman weeps, being blinded by the gorgeousness and deliciousness of the food item. The waitress comes around the corner with a halo as she and the gospel choir sing "grilled cheese sandwich" in perfect harmony to the awing couple.*

by famedrugstwitter October 16, 2013

Flag

Get the grilled cheese sandwich mug.

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.

Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.

by Butchy December 24, 2014