cheeking

When one pretends to swallow medication, but actually hides the pills in the part of the mouth between the gum and the cheek.

Cheeking is so common on the Psych Ward that all patients must drink water after taking pills. They must also open their mouths for the nurse to inspect that no cheeking has occurred.

by Anne Nahm June 17, 2006

chuckin the corndog

another word for masturbating

john was chuckin the corndog in the school bathroom.

by BOB the COB February 28, 2007

checking a bag

To make a large sum of money

Damn warren buffet is checking a bag

by mr. b January 2, 2014

checking your oil

When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.

Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil

by Informersno July 26, 2016

Checking to see if your cake

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake

"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020

Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

Checknoring

Going through the motions of ignoring network status alerts (or any other alert), then promptly ignoring.

Shit, I just received an alert the parking garage network is down.

Listen fellas, I'm checknoring this bizach.. its bullshit

by TunnelRat May 15, 2009