Chatham

The Asshole of Ontario. 'Sort of like Woodstock, but West of London, as opposed to East. Where the 'Wheels Inn' is.

"Your from Chatham? Now it makes sense."

by -30- May 7, 2005

Chatham

A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem. The distinctive elbow of cape cod in which a year-round population of about 7,000 reside. Surviving of Cod and shell fish. During the months of june, july and august this small community is swarmed with thousands of overly-wealthy, high strung and ego-centric tourists who assume that since they're renting a house for $5000 a week or paying property taxes on a $4 million home that they enjoy 2 months out of the year that they own the rights to every intersection, sidewalk, store entrance and parking space. The natives recieve a large majority of their revenues off these tourists and thus achieve survival through the cold, solitary months of winter. Many continue their work as a fisherman, cashier, waitress, digger, realestate agent or shop owner if they're not returning to some form of education. If you go to Chatham High School, then you know every face that roams those halls and almost everyone knows you. We have no off-season public transportation because whatever distance you can walk in Chatham, isn't worth the gas. Locals thrive on dunkin' donuts, the squire, cumbies, stop and shop and the corner store for survival. rare is a trip to hyannis (city of cape cod) taken to refresh the natives' confinement. The dominating inhabitants are hands-down the Nickerson family. People don't really come here unless it's onpurpose. You don't pass through Chatham to get to another place, as a result, chat-rats mostly stick to themselves in the winter time.

we don't like many harwich locals either.

(In Hyannis @ Cell phone store)
Salesman: Where you guys from?
Customer: Chatham
Salesman: huh.. never heard of it..

by true_local September 25, 2007

chatgap

The lag between replies in an IM-style conversation: one person types a new statement BEFORE the other person types his/her reply to a previous statement, thus making it unclear in a humorous, surprising or even tragic way.

Eli: I just got accepted to go on the space shuttle.

Nina: Oh wow!

Eli: Oh, and one other thing.

Nina: You must be so excited!

Eli: I think my condom broke last night.

Nina: That's SO AMAZING!

Eli: Uh, chatgap?

Nina: Oh, snap! Chatgap!

Eli: BRB

by namaste0333 July 2, 2009

chata

- hispanic origins - female adjetive to describe something truncated, or flat. Nickname for a girl who has a small flat nose, or small breasts. (CHATO = is the male version)

"How can Maria breathe through her nose, she's so chata"

"Dude Nancy needs a boob job, she's too damn chata"

by LJim September 14, 2005

chaiya chaiya

Cool or awesome. Derived from an indian word.

"Dude, that shirt is so chaiya chaiya!"

by xyz1234345 April 29, 2009

chateau'd

Being absolutey stinking drunk - mainly by drinking too much FRENCH wine.
So if you have been drinking wine and you are:

hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated or inebriated then you can consider yourself CHATEAU'D

Had a great BBQ yesterday afternoon and got stuck into a great case of red wine, we were all absolutely chateau'd by 6 o'clock....

by Toadfish2 August 3, 2009

chata

A set-up to dis someone

You talk to chata yet?

Who?

Chata fuck up!

by Dane February 15, 2004