Chardonap

An involuntary or unexpected nap taken after drinking ones fair share of wine.

Where's grandma? She was drinking wine earlier so I'm pretty sure she's taking a chardonap.

by The Chizzler July 19, 2015

charning

This is simple a guy with a huge penis

Bathtime: Wow, look at that huge horse dick. You must be a Charning!

by Big Ass Nicklas June 6, 2017

charvonte

Likes big butty and light skin girls usually date him and doesn't like flat tortillas and likes to fuck.

Random light skin girl:Let's go on the bed Charvonte

by Poopstar1092838465 June 21, 2017

Charnology

Bullshit said by Bishops girls on a daily

These bitches and they Charnology tying me up

by FullyDunce44 February 21, 2019

Charnology

Bullshit said by Bishops girls on a daily

This charnology tying me up bai

by FullyDunce44 February 21, 2019

Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .

Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday

by Drew4aces March 6, 2019

charlonda

A kind generous loving nurturer a spiritual being a woman of great strength and resilience fruitful in all things a walking magnet to success and prosperity

Charlonda takes excellent care of the children

by Champ122 April 21, 2019