Cardboardios

Off-brand cheerios that you find in the dining halls at your college. No matter what you put on them or in your cereal with them, they still taste like cardboard.

They didn't have anything good in the dining hall this morning, so I had to settle for Cardboardios.

by Dudewithaslug October 30, 2011

Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy November 22, 2011

cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...

Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".

by Klymaxed March 10, 2016

cardboard whore

A prostitute that caters exclusively to homeless people. Normally used as an insult for a nasty women but can Be used for nasty men.

Don't touch me you cardboard whore.

by KuBandit March 17, 2017

cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.

He is totally a cardboard bill

by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 10, 2017

cardboard skeleton

A forgotten or half finished project, something that may have been considered a "good idea" at the outset but then never finished through lack of time or loss in inspiration.

Dominic has so many cardboard skeletons its untrue, can he ever finish things?

by DomainRaider August 6, 2017

cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.

I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.

by kelsiecole December 29, 2020