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Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.
Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.
by yottabad July 11, 2011
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catrick

the bestest person ever although slightly hyper at times & often terrifying.
only eats wotsits and aero yoghurts.
likes beds,booze and other people's money
dislikes most food,spending her own money and small children who she doesn't know
often found in a drunken state of mind this is normal it doesn't mean she has found a secret stash of vodka
Catrick: your brother looks like he'd watch owl porn
Rosie: what? that's not even real porn! let's google it
by catricklover August 11, 2009
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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.
"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."
by James coonsterr December 4, 2007
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chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Chapstick

A lip balm as well. Used to make your lips taste nice when kissing. Also for un-Chapping your lips.
I can still taste you Chapstick on my lips, babe ;)
by Poppy_Altie March 2, 2018
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Chapstick

"Beep boop, uh hey could you hold my chapstick?"
by supraz777 June 5, 2008
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