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A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.

Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.

Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.
"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."

"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."

"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."
Christian by HMB April 7, 2003
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christian : *slaps ass*
anyone : "you fucking gay nigga"
christian by CHRISTIAN RJ8 November 19, 2019
A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.
christian by Brian February 22, 2007
Alot of people on here like to say that the taliban is to muslims as the kkk is to Christians. Well let me tell you that saying that makes you the biggest idiot ever. the kkk is a bunch of racist retards who can't say "you all" correctly. Christians on the other hand are intelligent, wise, KIND, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, NON-RACIST PEOPLE. And to say otherwise is to in essence lie through your teeth.
Wow! I was on urbandictionary.com and I saw that someone had said that "all Christians are in the kkk." Well, I was PISSED OFF cuz I HATE RACISM AND I WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST.
Christian by BRAIN - BLAST!!!! September 20, 2008
Someone who likes to convert or lecture others because they don't follow their religion, rather than minding their own business.
I am a devout Christian. You will burn in Hell for your Atheist views.

Doesn't the bible say *not* to judge others?
christian by The Rosie May 29, 2007
Another delusional christian, eh? Feed 'em to the lion!
christian by Zaraustra April 23, 2008
Either Slater or Bale are cool by me.
christian by Fearman September 26, 2007