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Glasgow Celtic 

Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)

Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.

In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.

And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.
Rangers fan: How are the Glasgow Celtic doing then?

Celtic fan: *slap*
Glasgow Celtic by Rolando123 February 11, 2009
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Hot Celtic League Action 

1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland

2. to have sex
1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler

2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds

Boston Celtic's day 

Boston Celtic's day is another way of saying St.Patrick's day. March 17th
Its Boston celtic's day?
isit? when?
Today! its St. Patrick's day!!!
Oh!!

the Celtic trad band 

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit single “Hornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro
Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️

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Celtiberian 

n. An ancient Celt from N. E. Spain.
adj. An archaic Q-Celtic language spoken in Celtiberia.
Celtiberian, Goidelic and Gallaic are Q-Celtic languages.

Celtigrade 

Communist / Socialist measure of temperature. Combination of Celcius and Centegrade. Texas American slang for foreign temeprature measurement. The "Commie" way to measure temperature. .
English boy: "Mummy, Mummy, it's soooo hot here in Texas, it must be 30 degrees out and I think I am going to die.

Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
Celtigrade by Ricardovitz August 21, 2009