Cat

A dog.

oOOOOooOOh! An alley Cat.

Cat by julianisnotgay September 19, 2019

cat

lil cute and hot like really hot fur balls and they are ussualy very cute and loving and they are very good naruto runners

my cat is hot as hell he will beat you up

cat by yussuf omar the cat lover prrr January 20, 2020

Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

Cat by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020

Cat

Just a demon.

Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon

Cat by Dooooooooooooooooot October 1, 2020

Cat

A bitch animal

My cat just stepped on my balls, fucking bitch

Cat by lbumlbuml August 23, 2021

Cat

murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.

WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT

Cat by torrejas January 11, 2022

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

Cat by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022