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castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.
I’m gonna go castle punch pope.
by Deduper November 28, 2017
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Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God
My castle rain is what i am for my God
by Mr.Rain June 14, 2018
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Castle Grayskull

The source of He Man and She Ra powers
then I was like I would rather live in castle grayskull
by SorceressOfGrayskull July 27, 2018
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle
Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker
by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022
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Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.
I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!
by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022
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Castle Story

a decent "simulation" game made by Sauropod Studio. it is currently 25$ on Steam.
P1: what game should I get?
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
by brick duster April 29, 2022
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