Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

by carpenters August 16, 2024

Sabrina Carpenter.

A blonde beauty.

I love Sabrina Carpenter.

by aku sayang January 15, 2024

carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Carpenter Donnie is a sexy man.

by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019

tara carpenter

a badass who can literally take my children <33

"tara is overrated, blah blah blah." - a dumb human figure
"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.

by 5cy7h3 August 27, 2023

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party

You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.

X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”

by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018