carltoncourtcunt

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable

My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism

by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.

Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!

by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

pulling a carlto

when an disagreement or argument, between two people, happens in real life and one person unfollows the other on instagram as a result.

aka. the universal signal of an ended friendship

Example 1:
person 1: "i had a fight with matthew and he unfollowed me on instagram"
person 2: "he's bloody pulling a carlto"

Example 2:
girl 1 (to girl 2): "you're such a nincompoop"
girl 3: "be careful or she might pull a carlto"

by trolololololololololo123456676 June 4, 2013

Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

carloni

A ferocious hermaphrodite monster weighing trilions of tons, eats everything, smells like rotting pussy, with an ass the size of the sun. This creature often waits by vigorously rubbing its smiley face and erecting thy right foot.

Run for your life it's a Carloni!!!

by fartlover November 17, 2014

Carlsonomics

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.

Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

by America Explained March 14, 2021