Quincy Carwash

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.

The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash

by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025

Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.

G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.

by DFR_85 May 8, 2018

Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.

My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.

by Kale Scarletboer July 3, 2021

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

Flintstone Carwash

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.

He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.

by b4ctom1 August 25, 2023

Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.

That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.

by Swayzedog August 9, 2019