Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 June 6, 2018

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Carwash

Carwash is another word for rehab.

Nancy sure has been doing a lot of duster lately I sure hope she makes it to the carwash.

by ITOWNJOE April 17, 2019

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Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.

That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.

by Swayzedog August 9, 2019

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Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.

G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.

by DFR_85 May 8, 2018

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Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

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When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.

He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.

by b4ctom1 August 25, 2023

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