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the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.
I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.
by Matt Linville October 9, 2018
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Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.
I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.
by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024
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Flintstone Carwash

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.
He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.
by b4ctom1 August 25, 2023
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Cambodian CarWash

A popular alternative rock band from Bethesda Maryland. Named after the sex act "Cambodian CarWash".
Man, Cambodian CarWash rocked my shit at that concert last night!
by brolaxin January 11, 2010
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Chocolate Carwash

The act of consuming a chocolate product, such as a brownie or cookies and cream milkshake, and spitting up the saliva-chocolate mixture onto your sexual partner.
Wow, Anabel last night gave me the best chocolate carwash I've had in the past decade!
by brownedout May 27, 2014
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Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.
“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.
by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024
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Quincy Carwash

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.
The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash
by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025
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