Co captin

The front seat side passenger that works as the driver's hands. Holds drink's, texts, shift's gear's, changes stations..

Dude, your my co captin on my way up to Florida.

by MotherFuckingShit February 28, 2009

Caution

Describes people who have no sense, do crazy things or get you into trouble by association.

Is Billy standing on roof of the KFC again? That boy is a caution.

by cherylrae April 23, 2008

caption says it all

When you describe a post and the caption says everything about the photo.

Cuke Lage: look at Liams new post it says caption says it all.
Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.

"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"

by QuinnyT October 28, 2009

Lucky Captian Rabbit King

A Trix rabbit spoof from an episode of the Powerpuff Girls.

Silly Lucky Captian Rabbit King! Lucky Captian Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth!

by I'm a pie! October 10, 2003

Anal Captivity

When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.

Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.

by Paycheck October 16, 2012

Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018