Jew Candle

Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.

"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."

by sigmundfr3ud April 4, 2009

candle wicking

playing with one's nipple (with two fingers) till it becomes erect,

like putting out a candle with the fingers and the wick becomes hard. thats candle wicking.

by 13konayuki August 3, 2007

cheese candle

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

Candle Party

A group of people dropping hot wax on their nipples.

"When I said 'Candle Party', i didn't mean that's where the candle goes!"

by jcmp030594 February 12, 2012

Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".

That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"

by k.sharkface September 2, 2010

Sit on a candle

A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia

Go sit on a candle

by John markings May 31, 2021

beauty candle

An attribute which begins to burn immediately at first impression as the viewer becomes increasingly aware the subject is indeed NOT attractive to look at.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.

The beauty candle for some women burns rather rapidly; almost a flare, really.

For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"

by fuzzygreysocks January 25, 2010