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do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"
by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017
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Carpet Sharking

when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.
"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."
by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008
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callete lo sico

yanis : estupida tarada.

maria : callete lo sico pendeja
by hoodraat 12 May 13, 2010
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Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!
Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.
by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009
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carpetuation

occurs when vacuuming. the act of running the vacuum over the same suction resistant body over and over, picking it up and looking at it, then putting it back down and trying to suck it up again.
Timmy furiously vacuumed over the paper clip trapped in the carpet. Unsuccessfully, he picked it up and stared at it, then he put it back on the carpet and sucked it up. Timmy is a victim of CARPETUATION.
by graceatzero April 12, 2008
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Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
by mytwentycats August 29, 2017
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carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.
When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.
by gina govina September 13, 2017
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