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calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.
Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)
by Jueves September 8, 2021
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allendra

A cool person

She is a very kind person the one that can make people love her

She is calm and never be mad for nothing! She is kinda fruity but all love her anyways!
Allendra is a very good person! I bet his/her girlfriend/boyfriend love her very much as their neighbour aka childhood friend love her
by marvellous melon October 18, 2021
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Calyandra

Calyandras are a rare good on earth. They are difficult to handle at times and can drain much of your energy. But damn, do they make you feel good at the same time. With their sheer uniqueness, they have the ability to let you see everything that makes you through a whole different perspective. Some of their characteristic treats would be:

- Funny

- Smart as hell
- Awkward
- Taking forever to order coffee
- Making others feel special
- Always being their truest self
- Smelling like 10 great fragrances
- Being beautiful friends

If you ever get to know one of them, consider yourself lucky - there’s only like 175 of them on earth. And only one that you need to know.
„I talked to Calyandra earlier and I gotta say, great conversation

„Did you smell that? - Yeah that’s Calyandra, she knows how to smell good.“

„Best drink anybody ever gave me.“

"Hi Calyandra, happy to know you. Sleep well."
by kirbykong November 20, 2021
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Calyandra

Calyandras are a rare good on earth. This involves women who were given that beautiful name, as well as the plant, which is quite hard to come by in basically any gardening center. They are difficult to handle at times and can drain much of your energy. But damn, do they make you feel good at the same time. With their sheer uniqueness, they have the ability to let you see everything that makes you through a whole different perspective. Calyandras pack a punch as well, a verbal one, so don't get on their bad side because you're going to regret that.

But once a Calyandra truly opens up to you, it means that she decided to have a human connection that she will cherish. Rather than throwing it away, she prefers to put the work in to form something special and meaningful.

Some of their characteristic treats would be:

- Funny

- Smart as hell
- Awkward
- Taking forever to order coffee
- Making others feel special
- Always being their truest self
- Smelling like 10 great fragrances
- Being beautiful friends

If you ever get to know one of them, consider yourself lucky - there’s very few of them around.
„I talked to Calyandra earlier and I gotta say, great conversation

„Did you smell that? - Yeah that’s Calyandra, she knows how to smell good.“

„Best drink anybody ever gave me. Calyandra truly knows her craft.“

"Hi, Calyandra, look at the pretty Calyandra i got you."
by kirbykong November 23, 2021
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Cassendra

Is some of the rarest name out in the world .

Where the story comes from the day 9th of June year 2003 a mom gave birth to a girl and the nurse gave this girl the name ‘Cassendra ‘ .

Well ….. for this name given to you or future child in the world then the child will a child that is uniquely a Mother Earth and a Strong person to survive in the fucked up world that has already been damaged . This person will be able to show you the world and will be able to bring kindness and honesty by the heart of effort and love to people in this world . So …. when you got this name ,then you will know you are remarkable and powerful firm in most of the aspect to its all .

P.S. Never mess with people who is named in this name .

Why?

No why , just don’t . You will know what worse than it .
A : ‘Cassendra ?’

Cassendra : ‘Yeah I am
A : ‘Spectacular
by Cassendra November 23, 2021
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collandra

Collanra's mostley have bad tempers,very bitchy attitude and is bratty at times, but is very reliable and trusting.
Collandra is my hot tempered best friend.:)
by FACTS TO THE MAX November 23, 2021
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Calendario

A nibba who will change his number when he finds out you're pregnant with his twins.
"Calendario changed his number on you? I'll clothes hang that mf." - Tones and Marcelo and Capers and Sugarmomma Heat and Trey
by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022
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