Calibri

the default microsoft font. the one ur teacher uses for powerpoints.

ur teacher: be sure to use calibri size 11 for this assignment

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien February 11, 2021

calibroke

When an individual makes a handsome income of at least 6 figures, but they live in southern California so they still can't afford shit due to everything being so highly taxed and overpriced.

Hey you wanna go out and grab a drink?
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.

by reeetery August 1, 2021

Calbert

A calbert is someone who is very hardworking and commits very easily, not only to work but also girls. He is very indecisive. He cannot decided between two girls. But when he decides he will not let go of her. He is a good guy but lacks common sense. He is a caring friend. If you find a calbert, never let him go. He will never let you go because he is anyways very committed to everything and everyone.

“ Once calbert makes a commitment , doesn’t even listen to himself”

by Sansak November 23, 2021

Calibe

Calibe. He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to stay mad at Calibe forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Calibe will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to do so as much as he can. Calibe will make every moment memorable. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind getting hurt for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.

some random: i’m fruity for calibe

by Cvlibe! November 24, 2021

Calibrating

To get something just right.

Guy 1-Are you testing weapon?
Guy 2- I'm not testing I'm...calibrating.
Guy 1- Oh, I thought you didn't know what you were doing.
Guy 2- Well ya thought wrong...

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

calibeaner

A Mexican that immigrated into California

Wow look at that calibeaner with the lawnmower, he looks like he just swam across.

by Beaner boi 700 March 30, 2022

Calber

The singular word meaning ‘to go on a trek or adventure with one or more of your closest friends’.

Oh, John isn’t home. He told me he was going on a Calber with the group. No telling when he’s gonna be back!

by Ljeuna October 31, 2022