Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

Calas

Meaning cut or to go somewhere

“Come to my yard for a zoot”
“Narh bro, gotta calas”
“Calm g, inabit”

by Calas July 1, 2018

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005

Calala

1. A temptress of young Koalas who works at Arabica.

2. An Awsome person who makes a mean latte

I went to Arabica and Calala fixed me a mean latte.

by Fish_guy88 March 4, 2009

Calabazonkey

The shipping of two "Level Limit" streamers, Calabazal and AidoZonkey

I'm going home to watch that Calabazonkey on twitch

by Saysi April 7, 2015