Calib

A person who cares about other people but doesn’t understand certain things you say. He could be someone who makes you feel like your perfect or someone who makes you feel like you’re very imperfect. He loves to protect the ones he loves and just ignore the ones he doesn’t. It’s either he loves you or he doesn’t there’s no in between. Sometimes he will believe the ones who he’s known the longest but other times it’s the one he knows who’s telling the truth. Sometimes he will walk with you through thick or thin or he will just leave you behind. Sometimes he will understand you but other times It’s like you won’t be talking to anyone. Sometimes he’s caring other times he can be a bit rude. He might not walk with you or go places with you but he’s sometimes there. When you’re feeling left out he will sometimes include you in or exclude you. Don’t try to tell you feelings to him or he won’t understand it but some do understand it. Don’t expect him to tell you he loves you all the time because that’s not always the case. You have to be patient with him or else your friendship/relationship will go downhill really quick. He won’t kiss you unless he really really really really wants to. If you try to kiss him too early then he will turn the kiss down and not talk to you for a while. He’s a lot of work and you have to help him be a good person. Overall Calib’s are pretty cool.

Female: I heard that Calib is ALOT of work how do you do it?

Other female: It takes a whole lot of patience.

by Very special person February 26, 2019

Calitrocity

A Calitrocity is a unique person from Southern California. They like pizza and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. They are cool and enjoy watching Garfield by themself.

"Yo I found a Calitrocity on the internet the other day, I heard he's a cool person"

by Untalented14YearOld July 7, 2019

Calista

one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. she is kind, caring beautiful, and an inspiration to everyone around her. all of her friends are always jealous and she is constantly loved by everyone. her brown eyes are beautiful and everyone loves them. she is very artistic and good at everything she tries. her hair is long, silky and beautiful and her personality shines brighter than an angel.

Person A: oh hey wait is that Calista over there?
Person B: omg yeah she’s so amazing and talented

by Jessabelle McCean August 22, 2019

calisauring

1. The act of unintentionally using an obscene amount of force during an action that is typically gently conducted that results in bodily or psychological harm of another person or persons. This is often a result of one's lats being too large and strong for everyday life in modern society.

2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.

Cali, stop calisauring; your going to break somebody.

by pshaw00 April 2, 2008

calipigian

1. to have a nice butt
2. a person with nice peaches
3. a nice butt

Hey Amanda, you calipigian! *pokes*

I've been checking out Andrew's calipigian.. Its so perfect and pokable 8D

by jessicamikah~ July 3, 2008

California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.

*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.

by Trez774 February 24, 2011

California Stickies

When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.

When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.

by daprofessor May 27, 2011