Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.

I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.

by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021

Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Caffeine

Caffeine is a drug approved because of so many athletes using it, caffeine is a stimulant that block receptors telling you you’re tired, there’s caffeine in coffee and Coke Zero, lethal dosage of caffeine is 10g but 1g will likely make you feel like shit

Do you drink caffeine, yes I’m addicted too it

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

caffeinely

Adjective. Very fast, in a stress out way. Could also involve shaking hands.

I went with this guy last night, he came caffeinely fast!

by thisiscafetiere November 22, 2011

Caffeine

Coffee

I'm need some caffeine for work

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Anti caffeine

Someone who is against the idea of happiness. They're probably also against the idea of puppies and kittens .

Oh my god, did you hear she's Anti caffeine?

by HMUbaby January 18, 2022

Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.

"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."

by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025