Cactapus

A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.

That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com

by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010

cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 7, 2003

cacked

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

by AlexFB September 5, 2008

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

cackalackin

to ride around in a tricked out cadilac

Man: Did u see Jamal in his Escalade?
Friend: Yea he was cackalackin

by Bobert Mcbobert July 8, 2005

cackleberry

cackleberry another word for an egg.

If some one doesn't eat eggs, ask them if they would prefer a cackleberry

"Dear, would you care for another egg?"
" No I would rather a cackleberry"

by Colin 'missing in action' Theobald January 21, 2005

cackjoust

1.To thrust with an erect male penis

Did you see Will cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!

by wpiiltlt May 22, 2003